July 2012
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All has now been broken
On streets i dare not...
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I have a strong dislike for Horoscopes and...
I have a hard time believing that people will fall for the Forer effect… every single time.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
davidsreality:
laughing-llama:
Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting
Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
it’s a little less funny now. :\
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j4ckk:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.
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Watchquazza:
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brooksoglesby:
so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off
What a superstar.
there goes my hero
oh my god
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“If you are having a lot of sex, and you are enjoying it, obviously I’m not going...”
– Dr Petra Boynton (Life after lust – the appeal of sexless marriage | Life and style | The Guardian)
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twerking should be an Olympic Event
coldeyesthatburn:
that shit requires a lot of skill
God DAMN
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one of the fashion blogs I'm following is suddenly...
whoops
New York Times openly admits mainstream media... →
thepeoplesrecord:
anarcho-queer:
The quotations come back redacted, stripped of colorful metaphors, colloquial language and anything even mildly provocative.
They are sent by e-mail from the Obama headquarters in Chicago to reporters who have interviewed campaign officials under one major condition: the press office has veto power over what statements can be quoted and attributed by name.
...
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Watch
Celebrities read mean tweets
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My dentist once told me that letting go is like...
hurpaderp:
shakeyourbuddah:
notkorra:
#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit
is your dentist also your therapist?
yes it’s cheaper that way I don’t think you would understand
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gaywardvagabond:
“forever reblog!!!” the teen girl writes on her favourite post, laughing. she looks around. suddenly she’s not in her room anymore, but in some large warehouse full of girls roughly her age. she looks down to see her hand alt+clicking on the post she just reblogged. and again. and again. “forever reblog,” they all chant in unison. “forever reblog.”
Watchnumbuh086:
WAHT DID I JUST GUCKING FIND IN MY ARCHIVE OH MY GOD
Watchsun-it-rises:
beyondfaded:
ireblog4weed:
lol “Airplane” is one of the Most Random Movies of ALL Time, its Funny though!
HAHAHAHAHAHA IM DONE!!!
OHH
I sat in silence for a few moments. I had nothing to say at the end.
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“Friends of mine asked me if Newsroom accurately depicts our newsroom here. Let...”
– Lionel, on the news and Newsroom
If common sense was used in government in the U.S.
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
