6/8/2012 (10:26pm) 137 notes

ilik-my-strings:

galactic-muffin:

“Aargh!” I cry as I feel a weird pinching sensation deep inside me as he rips through my virginity. He stills, gazing down at me, his eyes bright with ecstatic triumph.

His mouth is open slightly, and his breathing is harsh. He groans.

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Excerpt from 50 Shades of Grey.


That book is terribad.

I actually picked up the book at Barnes & Noble, thumbed through it, and left laughing my ass off.

(via wandering-mariner)

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  1. bout-dat-wo reblogged this from whysoawkward and added:
    Oh god, this sounds like something I should skim through myself haha.
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    i fucking love Fifty Shades but LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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  25. danicon reblogged this from awesome-bamon and added:
    Sounds pretty harsh and scary actually.
  26. whysoawkward reblogged this from wandering-mariner and added:
    I actually picked up the book at Barnes & Noble, thumbed through it, and left laughing my ass off.