I’d forgotten how happy EAPZ makes me
One of Us is the Killer
got the stomach flu
shat so hard these past few days that my nuts hurt
like what the fuck, ow
Overloaded with porn
starting to have weird anti-porn thoughts . I feel like I can give up fucking and porn for a few years right now. I wish I were asexual.
dental dams do not make very good bookmarks
Play fight with me until some part of my body is inside your vagina.
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
yeah living with your significant other isnt as perfect as you’d think, trust me. the honeymoon phase only lasts so long..
yeah, probably. I guess it’s good to try and see how the other person lives and how you live and how not-horrible it would be to try and combine lifestyles and see just how long you can stand to be around that person, doing largely nothing all day