Late-night cookie genius
(this is my primary source of fat)
I have a really thick neck for no reason and I get a fat face when I drink things
I should exercise more

(Source: diepopular, via jeepersmccreepers)
I’d forgotten how happy EAPZ makes me
One of Us is the Killer
It’s aight.
got the stomach flu
shat so hard these past few days that my nuts hurt
like what the fuck, ow
Overloaded with porn
starting to have weird anti-porn thoughts . I feel like I can give up fucking and porn for a few years right now. I wish I were asexual.
Not very well-put, It was hard to put into words. But it is in honor my beautiful friend, who has been shut down by nearly every friend and faculty member she has tried to talk to about her sexual assault, because they “can’t prosecute men for being jerks.” To my strong-willed friend who still suffers from PTSD and overwhelming guilt accompanied by depression and anxiety attacks because it happened not once but twice. For my friend who tried to confront him and he told her she “wanted it” by not telling him to stop during the act.
Silence is not consent, and “no” does not mean try harder.
Both things have been said many a time before, but they are still relevant and need to be said time and time again until people can understand that rape culture is very real, and that the only consent is “yes.”
If you coerce someone it doesn’t make you ANY LESS OF A RAPIST, it just makes you harder to prosecute.
(Source: unicornkween)
Do you know what the biggest sin in the world is? Pooping after you shower.
(Source: rad1calcunt,tumblr.com)
Life lesson:
dental dams do not make very good bookmarks
Play fight with me until some part of my body is inside your vagina.
(Source: revrealness)
Meanwhile, in Target…
(for those of you that don’t get it, the machine puts the cards in right side up. this is like getting a package of Fig Newtons and finding out that a few of them are sideways)
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
yeah living with your significant other isnt as perfect as you’d think, trust me. the honeymoon phase only lasts so long..
yeah, probably. I guess it’s good to try and see how the other person lives and how you live and how not-horrible it would be to try and combine lifestyles and see just how long you can stand to be around that person, doing largely nothing all day


